There’s just one thing I must admit:
I’ve always longed for for you to split,
Like rival teams before a derby
Or gatecrashed guests outside the party.
But did you know the reason why
You’re seeing me and not the other guy?
It’s my thinking from the blue, blue sky –
At least I’m not the other guy.
Oh, no, no, no,
No, no, no,
No, no, no.
When you broke up, I said that we would manage:
Who cares what I said to my advantage?
What if I told the odd white lie?
At least you know I’m not the other guy.
Oh, no, no, no,
No, no, no,
No, no, no.
Credits
Ed – acoustic guitar, electric guitar, b vox, mellotron, harpsichord, shruti box, synthesisers, percussion
Dan – b vox, drums
Steve – vocals, bass
Freddie – percussion
The Underhands 