This one-time offer relies on nerves of steel
My final offer, a ready deal
And, no, you won't impair
The deal that I have squared
And my one-time special offer needs no codicil
This one-time special offer is unique of my design
You must accept this offer – I'll show you where to sign
'Cause unlike the blow-hards
I hold all the cards
And with this special offer, you pay later down the line
This one-time special offer has a deadline and a date
No chances with this offer to renegotiate
And though a one-time deal
With questionable appeal
You know this one-time offer will result in a cheque, mate.
Credits
Ed – electric guitars
Steve – bass, b vox, organ, electric guitar
Doc – vocals, drums
Owen – trumpet
The Underhands 